In all seriousness, let’s cut to the chase. You should probably go ahead and choose me. Don’t even bother looking at any of the other cats around here. I am a classic cat: furry, intense, eats cat food, uses the litter box. I know all the cat rules and the cat facts. So let’s do this, shall we?
Likes: fleece, keeping up with the news
Dislikes: pointless small talk