May I have your attention, please? This is the real Shady and he’s so amazing! Super sweet, affectionate – just an all-around wonderful little man! So fun, playful, and super-fast – zoom! Yes, FIV+, so he’d either need to be your only feline friend or if you have a friendly FIV+ cat already, Shady would fit in just fine. Will you adopt The Real Slim Shady? Please stand up!