About Me:  Let’s not beat around the bush: I’m a snack-loving, nap-mastering expert. I may have retired from chasing dreams (and squirrels), but I haven’t retired from being your best buddy. Treats, treats, and… did I mention treats? I enjoy cozy naps where I can observe the world without having to move. I will be a calm and steady presence in your life. I do fear big cats. They’re terrifying! I am a professional food thief, so keep your snacks locked up, or they’ll become my snacks. No plate is safe when I’m in the room. I’m built for a life of leisure, so no need to take me on marathons—short walks and belly rubs are my jam. If you’re looking for a low-key companion who will make you laugh with my food-related antics and then curl up for a nap by your side, I’m your dog. Let’s live the good life together—just keep the pantry secure! Love, Archer (Hambone) Requirements: Martingale Collar