Churro thinks kiddos are pretty okay, but dogs? They’re a little too scary for his taste. And if he’s being completely honest, his dream scenario would be having his humans, his home, and all that attention entirely to himself. Can you blame him? When you’re this handsome, sharing the spotlight just seems unnecessary.

Arrived at H.A.L.O.: 10/30/2026, originally arrived as a kitten on 6/12/2020.