Meet Branch… aka Eddie… aka Edward Branch 👑

This ~3-year-old English Bulldog is built like a tank, powered by snacks, and full of goofy, lovable chaos. He’s potty trained, very food motivated, and knows his commands… when he feels like listening. Eddie LOVES his people and will happily follow you around for company and surprise kisses before claiming the comfiest spot in the house as his own.

Outside, though? Total maniac. He lives for zoomies, sprinting around the yard, and being chased—so a home with a fenced yard where he can burn off some of his “extra-ness” would be ideal. He’s also a toy lover, snack enthusiast, and will proudly eat a strawberry… cap and all 🍓

Eddie briefly went into a home, but quickly made it clear that apartment-style living wasn’t for him thanks to his love of using those impressive vocal cords. He also showed some grumpy behavior around food with the other dog in the home, and can get a little snotty about being made to do things he doesn’t want to do (he does put the “bully” in “Bulldog”). Trying to evict him from the couch before he’s ready? Expect opinions.

A few things to know:

– No small children — he’s basically a happy bowling ball with legs
– No cats — unless they enjoy being chased
– Would likely do best as the only dog, or with careful management around food
– Baths are a no thanks, and green beans are definitely a no

Eddie is looking for a home that understands bulldog stubbornness and will love him for all of his ridiculousness. In return, you’ll get endless laughs, loyalty, and plenty of bulldog kisses. Branch is currently relaxing in a foster home, so please fill out an adoption application and call our front office to discuss next steps!💙

Requirements: Martingale Collar; Children 12yrs+; Fenced Yard; Breed Knowledge

Arrived at H.A.L.O. 4/02/2026